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Notebooks

A joke on the cover. Room for whatever’s on your mind.

Just in time for the holidays

Satirical paperbacks dressed up as travel brochures and public-safety posters. A great gift for the coworker with a dry sense of humor, the friend who collects strange souvenirs, or a white elephant exchange.

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The editions

Each edition has 100 ruled pages in a 6 × 9-inch matte paperback. Hover or tap a cover to see the back and a page inside.

Retro sunset over Guantanamo Bay with a barbed-wire fence

Vacationing in Guantanamo Bay

A postcard from a resort with spectacular sunsets and a very well-maintained perimeter.

Long rows of Prora windows recede along the Baltic shore

Your Summer Home Colossus of Prora

A Baltic getaway where a short stroll down the hall calls for a packed lunch.

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Alcatraz and its lighthouse on a quiet San Francisco Bay

Escape To Alcatraz

A quiet island retreat. Every room has a lock the staff can demonstrate from the hallway.

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Abstract doorways, divided paths, and a red crescent

The Stranger Danger

A public-safety warning for anyone who’s ever made eye contact with their own free will.

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